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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will receive a painful bonk on the head, today, while riding the bus downtown. It's your own fault, though, for sitting in front of that trombone player. oooomg....
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)Everyone you work with will start spending a lot of time balancing things on their nose. This could be bad. You may have a renegade seal trainer lurking in your...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will spend a lot of time contemplating four-dimensional space. Unfortunately, you'll keep getting distracted by things popping into non-existance around you. hi...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)Your manager will be a twit, today. That's ok, though -- it's what he's paid for. omg, lastnight i played a super freakin wonderful coffeehouse gig. it was wonderful...
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<td align="center"> Caitlin --[noun]:A brand of soylent green breakfast cereal 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td> cool, im green
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will wrestle with your conscience today, but will be disqualified for using an illegal hold. lol, tonite i had 2 bass solo's and i got to start off 1 of the...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will be accosted today by several of those people who think only of themselves, and who believe that "sharing" is something that little kids have to do. Despite...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)At this point you have two choices: you can either get a haircut, or dye your hair white and black and pretend to be an old english sheepdog. The latter is usually...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)Today you will break all the resolutions you made yesterday, and you will grin. omg. good god y'all. first of all happy st patricks day, hip hip hooray for the irish!...
View ArticleHello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will accidentally throw your back out. Not only will that really hurt, but the trash guys will get really surly when you ask for it back. welp. i've been riding...
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Survey for Actors/Actresses~A survey for US!Number of shows you've done:5Number of shows you've seen:alot, yet never enough....Favorite show you have done:Bye Bye BirdieFavorite show you've...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will be struck by an odd thought, today. Fortunately it will be only a glancing blow, and will do little actual damage. so. spring break was kinda lame, except...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)Today you will discover a troupe of gypsies hiding in your bathroom. They will leave when you ask them to, but you should expect a fair amount of grumbling. so...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will get a notion to become a street food-vendor, and will make yourself a food serving cart for the "Bulghur Baron." You will sell pint containers of hot bulghur...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)Thrombosis. Beware. Also, your best friend will rush up and indicate by nonverbal means that Timmy is trapped under a log again. Dilema time. ugh, saturday night is...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)Yesterday's bathtub mystery will be explained today. Still, you'll have no idea what to feed the penguin. Pizza might work, I'd think. so lasterday was super and...
View ArticleThe sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will be detained by the police today, on suspicion of having removed a tag from a mattress. Eventually they will let you go with just a warning. ugh. so this play...
View ArticleLife may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I...
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)You will find happiness. It will look a lot like tranquility, only a bit fluffier. ugh. nobody comment on this, i dont deserve it, i havent updated in years!!!! hello...
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Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)A tomato features in todays cuisine. Sadly, that's going to be your pinacle of excitement for today. 1. Do you get sad when school's out?Nah2. Spring or...
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ok folks, here's the scoop:i am in a rock band formerly known as NevaeH, and it was all good, till a band out in california recently got signed to a record deal with that name. so. we need a name. some...
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